Definitely an alien. Or a robot. Diane isn't sure which option would be less disturbing. At least he's easy on the eyes.

"Great." She couldn't sound less like she meant it if she'd been actively trying. "SO, Roland. Do you have a sense of humor ever or is this you all the time?"

She grabs a cigarette from the pack on the table, lighting it and taking a drag before she asks "Mind if I smoke on the way?"